So I hear Bush has a new commercial out with Kerry "shifting with the wind" well windsurfing. Of course, if he didn't, his boat would capsize. It poses the question, "which way would John Kerry lead?"
So I've got an idea for a response to that ad.
Show the two men driving (a cartoon, maybe) alongside each other down a road filled with obstacles. George Bush throws back a bottle of Jack Daniels and steps on the gas straight ahead, beating up his car on big rocks in the road, running through hedges, hitting pedestrians. John Kerry, by contrast, is calmly swerving around the obstacles and keeping his car in perfect shape.
Then we hear, "John Kerry. Isn't it time for a smooth ride?" We see John Kerry park as George Bush crashes into a brick wall, and that's the end.